Thursday, January 26, 2006

You Got A Message

Weird ones though...

*Riing

Me: *picked up the phone*
Machine Operator:You have 3 messages. Press 7 to listen to the message
Me:*pressed 7*
Machine Operator:This message came from an outside source...."Hello, I'm black Mestiza..you can reach me tru 0920(i forgot the whole number and the whole message in her moaning malanding voice) To delete the message press 3, to save the message press 2 to repeat the message press 7
Me:*pressed 7, wondering if what i heard was right*
Machine Operator:This message came from an outside source...."Hello, I'm black Mestiza..you can reach me tru 0920 To delete the message press 3, to save the message press 2 to repeat the message press 7
Me:*pressed 3 and hung up*

*Riiing

Me:*picked up the phone*
Machine Operator:You have a new message. Press 7 to listen to the message
Me:*pressed 7*
Machine Operator:This message came from an outside source "hi ooh i'm ooh...(can't understand some words since puro moan ang narinig ko) you can reach me tru..(can't recall the number)...local (cant recall again) we can.."
Me:*hung up and shocked*

*Riing

Me:*picked up the phone*
Machine Operator:You have a new message. Press 7 to listen to the message
Me:*Pressed 7 with disgust*
Machine Operator:This message came from an outside source "Hi I'm William Umali (something) If you want me to do something call my (something uli) I can be (more something uli)" To delete the message press 3, to save the message press2 to repeat the message press 7.
Me:*Pressed 3 and hung up*
Me<-pissed off

Who would expect to receive such message in a corporate phone??

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