Eavesdropping 101

Are you the type of person who wants to be updated about people and things?
Do you want to be the next Boy Abunda or Kris Aquino?

Well here's a guide for you, master this guide and you will be the most updated person in town..

presenting..

Eavesdropping 101
(A guide to all chismoso and chismosa out there)

Tip #01 Place yourself in a spot where you are almost invisible to all. You should also practice how to be one with nature. You should learn how to be a chameleon. Example if you are wearing white post yourself in places that are white, like white walls, white curtains...Important be quiet and do not do any unecessary movements. If you master this technique you can eavesdrop to the people who are talking and thinking no one else is around. If you are caught you can easily go with "I just got here" excuse.

Tip #02 Pretend to be busy! There are so many ways you can pretend to be busy
a.) Read a Book - place yourself in a nice spot where you can hear the conversation of the targeted party but allowing yourself to have "privacy" so you can concentrate in reading. This a good cover up so if you can't stop yourself in reacting, you can always say "this is funny" while pointing to book entitled "Angels and Demons" ( a big no no)
b.) Write - again same as above, place yourself in a nice spot where you can hear the conversation of the targeted party yet allowing some "privacy" for yourself. You can either rewrite notes, make a composition or just doodle.
c.) Text and text and text - After positioning yourself in a nice spot, grab your phone and text people or pretend that you are texting someone. Actually, you can just play games but concentrating on the games may hinder you from obtaining juicy infos.
When caught while pretending busy the best excuse to get out of it is "Huh? What did ya say?"

Tip#03 Pretend that you are not busy and you are thinking deep about something. Its like practically listening to them but your eyes are somewhere else. The risk of being caught is high but again you can use the "May sinasabi ka ba?" line.

Tip#04 Pretend to be asleep! Thanks to Zel for teaching me this style. This is the most simplest yet most effective way of eavesdropping. The risk of getting caught is small and some people are more confident to talk things in front of someone sleeping compared to someone who is busy.

Big No No - Never look at the party that you are eavesdropping. When they caught you staring at them, no excuse can save so better run for your life.

So that's it I hope this will help you in your quest to be the next Ultimate Chismoso and Chismosa.

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I'm Sick

Last Saturday, masakit ang throat ko, I had a fever and headache ( actually up to now) when Cess texted me.

Cess:Kuya Je pwede mo bang isend sa akin yung email ni chuva?
Me:Bakit? Gusto mo na namang basahin yung email nya?
Cess: I want to clear things lang...May huling hirit pa sya eh.
Me:Go kwento
Cess:Kasi tinext ni chuva si A, kinukwestyon kung bakit chuvaness si chorva eh personal alalay lang sya. Eh bakit c starstruck3 naging chuvaness dati eh personal alalay rin sya.
Me: Ay No comment ako dyan. Medyo pareho kami ng stand dyan.Pero nirerespeto ko decision nyo.
Cess:Alam naman namin yun. Eh may pinagbasehan naman si friendly ghost dun at magaling naman si chorva.
Me:Hayaan nyo na lang. Tutal patapos na naman. Wag nyo na lang pansinin.

Omg can't believe na sinabi ko yun. I'm really sick! ahahaha.

^hmm pwede pa la akong maging writer ng blind items ahahaha.

Smile!=)